Monday, 6 April 2009

Big bastard barge

Did anyone see that giant bastard barge that came up the Tyne to get the old cranes? Fuck me it was fucking huge! Just the job for taking the mother in law on holiday mind -owld bat!

Friday, 3 April 2009

Ping testing

Just mentioning this post to say I'm still in the dark.

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

WTF is a ping?

Just when you think you are getting the hang of this thing it starts to fuck up, well it looks that way to me.
Me thinking that when I post and make a link to some other site that some sort of link thing appears in their post, that right? Or am I just a tart short of a banquet?

WTF?

Have I set some festering setting wrong then?

I wrote about that Monkey fella the other day and I cannot find a fucking link pin ping thing anywhere, well not here where I was about to say the Monkey Nut bloke started to tell us about a John Temple and his wife. He said that the tickets were opened at their kitchen table, it's that wor lass tells me that John Temple only had one wife and he was a bloke!

Anyway not to worry the sleuthing twat has now changed the story to Tom and Mary Taylor, so that fucks that theory up the arse dunnit.

Well I thought he'd see this if that bastard ping thing worked.

Anyway looks like the bastard is about to take the money and fucking run just as the fun is starting, what a tit. Cannot even let him know he was talking bollox and changing his story every couple of days, well it must get up your fucking runny nose having to invent all those stories and invent all those fucking names of people. Wor lass reckons I cannot remember my own name these days, so how the fuck does he manage with twenty odd?

Anyway this pissing ping thing, was it ever there or did he delete it? I'll have to see if the red faced twat sees this.

Hang on Mr. Monkey it's just getting fun, don't fuck off yet.

Cunt.

Monday, 30 March 2009

Hello again

Fuck me, a long time since I wrote anything in here, fucking useless at times, couldn't remember my own fucking password.

Well there's a holiday coming up shortly so I might just put pen to keyboard, this daft fucker's a good laugh, rips the piss oota the cooncillas anarl. 62 bastard comments, fuck me, does he still write them all 'eeself like?

How the cunt gets away with I'll never knaa, bet he's got his passport ready, mind ya the whole fucking menagerie around here reads it. Daft as fucking brushes the lot of them.

Keep churning it out Monkey fella.

Sunday, 20 July 2008

Bents Park, South Shields

Fine Young Cannibals today, took Debs along too, she liked very much. Saw Jimmy at the bus stop he was going the other way.
Where do you go if it rains?

Saturday, 19 July 2008

Rumblings

It woke me up, there was a huge flash, it lit up the room, then a long rumbling of........................thunder!

And that was that, the only excitement of the night really, I think there was more noise at Marthas.

Monkey Sex

Dedicated to the new South Tyneside blogger, yay I think I've done it!

Click here

It's a Monkey Clip

Saturday, 12 April 2008

The Asylum

I really ought to be in there, but it's gone so awfully quiet since the man at the Corner Shop shouted at them all.

I wish I had half of his techy talent, good read though!